When you finally get comfortable in bed and your...
I miss being a little kid. You fall asleep in the...
sodamnrelatable: Now my mom’s all like GET UP AND GET IN THE ROOM!
So there's only one channel in this motel,
robbidybobbin: madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere...
iilluminaughty: My ambition is handicapped by laziness.
isn't it amazing how quick you get up once you've...